Join the Mr. Brown! Fan Club today for the ridiculously low price of $75.00* (plus tax) and receive these fabulous Mr. Brown! items absolutely free of charge! Available now as a limited time offer, these fantastic collectibles are not available in stores!
Send cash to Mr. Brown! Creative Communications: 3 Pleasant St, Sleepy Hollow, NY 10591.
*All proceeds go to support Mr. Brown's MAAD (Mentally Agitated Advertising Defenders) charitable network or to buy him new spandex. Whichever.
Mr. Brown! Official Fan Club Membership Card
Laser printed on real paper!
Mr. Brown! Fan Club Bumper Sticker
For your bumper or your bum!
Mr. Brown! Fan Club Super Briefs
Unisex, one size fits all!